Christmas Tree

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

scrawlvitus:

correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

planetaerium:

Carl Sagan again. My life is revolving around his words. (My edits, not my pictures, but please don’t remove credit)

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

adifferentnow:

Flirting 101, by Percy Jackson

adifferentnow:

Flirting 101, by Percy Jackson

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

clotpolishness ©